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Left chest: giant jar of mayo slapped on a bold yellow star — because some days the whole gig is condiments, and we’re still out here grinding like it’s Cannes. “IT’S JUST A MAYONNAISE COMMERCIAL. MOVE ALONG.” arched below in that perfect “I’ve seen worse” tone.
Left sleeve: the signature Camera Slinger lone star — hat low, camera drawn, boom mic ready — subtle badge for the mercenaries who light jarred spreadable fat at 4 a.m. and still make it look cinematic.
Soft, heavyweight cotton that takes lens cleaner, talc spills from set, and the existential dread of another product shot. Breathable for 12-hour condiment rigs, tough enough for cold mayo straight from crafty at wrap. Unisex fit (size up for that perfect “I just survived another commercial” slouch drape).

Perfect filmmaker gift or film crew gift for:
• DPs who’ve won awards and still shoot condiment spots to pay rent
• Focus pullers who’ve marked an actor closer than they’ve ever marked the jar
• Gaffers building 12k rigs to make mayo look “creamy yet sophisticated”
• Commercial directors saying “one more” like it’s a war crime
• Any cinematographer or AC who’s color-graded beige for six hours straight
• The quiet heroes keeping the lights on (literally) between passion projects
Grab this cinematography gift, funny filmmaker gift, film crew shirt, or commercial filmmaker present for birthdays, Christmas, crew appreciation, production wrap parties, film school graduation, or just because. Ideal indie filmmaker apparel or production crew tee — perfect for the knowing nod across crafty when another shooter spots it and cracks up.
Designed by people who’ve actually heard “can we get one where the mayo sparkles?” unironically. Wear it on set. Watch the real ones laugh. Watch the clients get nervous. This one’s for the mercenaries who keep the dream alive one condiment at a time.
Light it. Shoot it. Move along.

Designed by a filmmaker, worn by filmmakers.