Description

Big back print: leather-jacketed, bubblegum-blowing badass with a camera instead of a shotgun — because the only thing lower than the budget is your tolerance for “no.” “I’M HERE TO MAKE MOVIES AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM… AND I’M ALL OUT OF FUNDING.” hits below the graphic like a final mic drop.
Front clean. Left sleeve: the signature Camera Slinger lone star — hat low, camera drawn, boom mic ready — quiet badge for the hustlers who maxed cards, begged favors, and still wrapped a feature that slaps.
Soft, heavyweight tri-blend in heather gray that hides tears, coffee stains, fake blood, and the exhaustion of a 28-day guerrilla shoot. Breathable for parking-lot pitches at 2 a.m., tough enough to survive crowdfunded chaos and zero-permits car chases. Unisex fit (size up for that “I just made a movie with $11k and a prayer” swagger drape).

Perfect indie filmmaker gift or film producer gift for:
• Directors financing with vibes and sheer spite
• Producers who’ve heard “we can’t afford it” and answered “watch me”
• DPs lighting with work lamps and attitude
• Crews running on Red Bull and revenge
• Festival warriors crowdfunded to the red carpet
• Anyone whose investor deck is just a middle finger and a dream

Grab this indie filmmaker gift, funny filmmaker gift, director shirt, production crew present, or film crew tee for birthdays, Christmas, crew appreciation, production wrap parties, film school graduation, festival premieres, or just because. Ideal guerrilla filmmaking apparel or indie film producer shirt — pure chaos energy that says funding’s gone, vision’s unlimited, and the movie still gets made.
Designed by maniacs who’ve shot a car chase with one drone and zero permits. Wear it to meetings. Watch the money people laugh nervously. Watch the real ones Venmo you on the spot.
No funding. No problem. Just movies.
Chew it. Shoot it. Make it happen.

Designed by a filmmaker, worn by filmmakers.