I Don’t Miss… Unless – T-Shirt

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Description

Big back print: sharpshooter AC locked on target inside the lone star — because hitting focus is easy; hitting actors who blow marks is the real sport. “I DON’T MISS… UNLESS YOU MESS WITH MY MARKS.” delivers the warning shot below the graphic.
Front clean. Left sleeve: the signature Camera Slinger lone star — hat low, camera drawn, boom mic ready — subtle reminder that you’re the one who keeps the image tack-sharp when everyone else is off by inches.
Soft, heavyweight cotton in army green that hides set dust, clapper gunk, sweat, and the occasional tear when an actor finally nails it after the 20th warning. Breathable for 14-hour wireless follow-focus days, tough enough for endless tape measures, laser rangefinders, and comms threats. Unisex fit (size up for that “I just saved the take and scared the talent” relaxed swagger drape).

Perfect focus puller gift or film crew gift for:
• Focus pullers who measure in inches and revenge
• 1st ACs who’ve murdered with a single glare through the viewfinder
• 2nd ACs slating like it’s a warning shot
• DPs who back their puller 100% when the take goes soft
• Wedding shooters chasing kids and drunk uncles at f/1.4
• Anyone whose laser measurer has seen more action than the camera

Grab this cinematography gift, funny filmmaker gift, film crew shirt, or 1st AC present for birthdays, Christmas, crew appreciation, production wrap parties, film school graduation, or just because. Ideal indie filmmaker apparel or production crew tee — motivational armor that quietly enforces the rules: step off the mark? That’s on you—and now the whole set knows.
Designed by focus pullers who’ve actually said it over comms and watched the entire cast freeze. Wear it on set. Watch actors suddenly hit every mark like their life depends on it. Watch the director buy one for the repeat offenders. This one’s for the sharpshooters who keep the image tack-sharp and the blocking tighter than a 35mm prime.
Pull it. Nail it. Never miss.

Designed by a filmmaker, worn by filmmakers.

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Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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