Description

Chest graphic: two baby 300s staring you down like they heard every word on comms, flanked by the bold gold line “GRIPS. Gonna need more shorts or less balls.” — because sometimes the only choices are more diffusion or dialing back the ego.
Left sleeve: the signature Camera Slinger lone star — hat low, camera drawn, boom mic ready — a quiet nod that says you’re the backbone nobody thanks until the shot actually works.
Soft, heavyweight tri-blend cotton that hides blood, sawdust, gaff tape residue, and whatever mystery black stuff ends up on your gloves after a 14-hour day. Breathable enough to survive July menace-arm hangs, tough enough for hauling 12Ks like grocery bags and still looking sharp at wrap. Unisex fit (size up for that authentic “I just carried six milk crates of sandbags up three flights” relaxed drape).

Perfect film crew gift or grip gift for:
• Grips who own more stingers than underwear
• Best boys who’ve said “I can make it work” right before everything catches fire
• Juicers treating 4/0 like dental floss
• Dolly grips praying the track stays level this take
• Lighting techs who’ve sweated through three shirts before lunch
• The animals who move 12Ks like they’re nothing and still show up smiling
Grab this funny filmmaker gift, production crew gift, crew appreciation present, or grip shirt for birthdays, Christmas, crew appreciation, production wrap parties, film school graduation, or just because. Ideal indie filmmaker apparel or film production tee — comfortable, durable, and guaranteed to make the electric team lose their minds across the grid (in the best way).
Designed by people who’ve actually heard a key grip say “less balls” with a straight face at 2 a.m. in the desert. Wear it on set. Watch the producer ask what it means and immediately regret it. This one’s for the beasts who keep the world lit, the frames steady, and the excuses minimal. Keep rigging. Keep lighting. Keep slinging.

Designed by a filmmaker, worn by filmmakers.