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Big back print: locked-and-loaded operator staring you down inside the lone star, because when the op says freeze, the entire world freezes — “DON’T TRY TO RUN, YOU’LL ONLY DIE TIRED RUIN THE BLOCKING” with the “die tired” crossed out like a mercy kill for anyone who dares improvise during a perfect oner. Front clean and understated. Left sleeve: the signature Camera Slinger lone star — hat low, camera drawn, boom mic ready — a subtle badge that says you dictate the frame, not chase it.
Soft, heavyweight cotton in deep Atlantic blue that hides the rage-sweat of take 19 while looking calm enough to intimidate. Breathable for long Steadicam floats, tough enough to survive gimbal rigs, crafty spills, and hot-set frustration. Unisex fit (size up for that “I own this frame and everyone in it” presence).
Perfect camera operator gift or film crew gift for:

Steadicam ops who’ve murdered an actor with a single look
Gimbal beasts floating through chaos while everyone stays exactly where they were told
Directors who finally learned to trust the operator’s death glare
ACs wireless follow-focusing like it’s a hostage situation
Wedding shooters who’ve seen a drunk uncle ruin the perfect aisle walk
Anyone who’s whispered “hold your mark” like a serial killer

Grab this cinematography gift, funny filmmaker gift, film crew shirt, or camera operator present for birthdays, Christmas, crew appreciation, production wrap parties, film school graduation, or just because. Ideal indie filmmaker apparel or production crew tee — comfortable, intimidating, and guaranteed to make actors suddenly remember their marks.
Designed by the psychopaths who’ve actually said it out loud on a hot set and watched the entire cast freeze. Wear it on set. Watch directors buy one for every troublesome cast member. This one’s for the operators who don’t chase the action—they dictate it. Keep framing. Keep freezing. Keep immortalizing.

Designed by a filmmaker, worn by filmmakers.